Archive 1

You are a Demiurge. Created by the Powers That Be, the ultimate Omnipotent beings that control all.

Each Demiurge is given a separate Infinite Void to fashion into His or Her (Or It’s) own personal universe, this universe can be built and altered using Cosmic Might Points, the amount of CMP’S used up by a particular task depends on the magnitude of the task, depleted CMP’S are regained slowly over time, extra CMP’s are rewarded by the Powers That Be for use of creativity and common sense.

You are an especially powerful Demiurge, one of the few with a natural talent for fighting other Demiurges.

Today you will be presented with your world, the time has come to take the reigns as God.

What do?

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:18 No.10636263 Demand GW print me as a replacement for squats.

Hah! That’s the end of my post so you can’

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:21 No.10636318 10636235 make mountains, SHIT LOADS OF MOUNTANIS

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:21 No.10636326 We need some company, how about we make Buddha again?

(Thanks for for trying to save that shit “God” thread)

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:22 No.10636336 10636326 I’m so glad people liked my Buddha suggestion. :D

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:27 No.10636407 File1277108872.jpg-(17 KB, 375×281, 011561.jpg)

Lasers, Eight O’Clock, Day One!

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)04:28 No.10636417 10636318

You create a mountainous world, rich in metals and slightly larger then earth. 25 CMP’s expended, you have four thousand, nine hundred and seventy five left. would you like to make a sun for it next?


Gods are third tier beings, second to the Demiurge as the Demiurge are second to the Powers That Be, creating one will be more difficult then creating a world, requiring a D20 roll and a lot more CMP’s. Please Roll.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:28 No.10636420 make the sun actually have sunglasses

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:29 No.10636440 C’mon Buddha!

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:30 No.10636451 rolled 10 = 10

Rollan >> Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:31 No.10636463 how do I roll? D:>

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:31 No.10636465 rolled 5 = 5


Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:32 No.10636485 rolled 1 = 1

We need our fat happy golden god!

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:32 No.10636490 rolled 2 = 2

You have to put dice+ before the 1d20, like so.

Also: Come on Buddha buddy!

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:32 No.10636491 Add water to our planet. Large lakes in the basins between mountains, with spiderweb like rivers connecting the majority of them.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:33 No.10636511 File1277109219.jpg-(47 KB, 566×800, 365635634.jpg)

lets make life in the form of slime girls. Delicious Delicious slime girls…

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:33 No.10636515 10636491 10636417 Add to our world basic plantlife and the proteins necessary for the development of higher life.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:41 No.10636644 Create a sun that can sustain this planet. As well as a moon or two to add waves.

Add other planets to the solar system.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:42 No.10636655 10636644 and give the sun sunglasses damnit!

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:42 No.10636675 rolled 5 = 5


You craft a young star, placing huge sunglasses upon it, flipping them up to prevent them from interfering with your worlds sunlight exposure.


A wondrous network of basins and rivers sprouts up, several small oceans cover the lower areas, the mountaintops forming many island chains.


A population of Attractive Slime Girls appears, causing you to expend 15 CMP’s, and then die due to unsuitable atmosphere. Oh well…(Attempting to create future sentient life will require a D20 roll)


Primitive plants and the potential for greater beings are planted, roll D20 for success in causing higher life to appear.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:44 No.10636703 File1277109861.jpg-(81 KB, 800×600, 56786786781.jpg)

You craft a young star, placing huge sunglasses upon it, flipping them up to prevent them from interfering with your worlds sunlight exposure.


Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)04:50 No.10636798 10+5+1+2=18

You strain yourself, creating this being is harder then you anticipated, you expend 200 Cosmic Might Points creating him, but soon he is complete. He gazes upon your work so far and calls it good, although the senseless deaths of the slime girls displeases him.


You increase the suns power slightly and craft two moons, one the size of earths moon, one somewhat larger, the tides begin to flow, sparking greater evolutionary speed to your simple life forms.

A Gas Giant with five moons and a rocky planet towards the edge of the solar system are created, expending 85 Cosmic Might Points.

Please vote on whether or not to keep the giant sunglasses.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:51 No.10636811 10636798 dude why would you WANT to get rid of them? D:>

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:52 No.10636821 10636798 Brofist Buddha. Then work on that atmosphere problem.

Keep the sunglasses, add a fedora. Blues Brother Sun, fuck year.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:56 No.10636876 DIE CANCER THREAD DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

You are the foul blight that made my 4chan shit, gtfo to tgchan where you and the other furries may cavort shamelessly!

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)04:58 No.10636912 Work on stabilizing the atmosphere. Mostly Nitrogen and hydrogen, about 17% oxygen, and some trace elements for flavor.

Observe the current life growing, and help accelerate it in a minor way. Adding the two moons have us currents and tides, which is a great boon, but lets add some volcanic activity. Force the lifeforms to eat each other to survive, or rely on geothermal energy to survive.

If Buddha complains, inform him that without strife, the quest for Nirvanna is pointless.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)04:58 No.10636914 10636821

You familiarize yourself with Buddha and tell him what you know of the Greater Cosmos. Ending the discussion with a friendly Brofist.

You place a huge fedora on top of the Sun, which quickly burns up, oops. (Charcoal asteroids are now floating about tthe solar system)

The plant life has almost completely finished terraforming the world for you, basic insect life has begun to appear on it’s surface.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)05:04 No.10637024 10636912

The atmosphere has been almost completely converted to an earth-like one, you see no need to adjust it.

You add some Volcanic Activity and increase Geothermal activity, which heats up your world slightly, leading to lots of hurricanes, fog, and rain. The local life forms have already formed a primitive ecosystem, you enhance their advancement, leading to advanced insect life and simple amphibians. There is already plenty of strife to spark adaptation, you do not need to add more.

captain 06/21/10(Mon)05:05 No.10637047 10637024 you see no need to adjust it

don’t do this man….

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)05:05 No.10637053 10636876

Hey man, I hate Furries as much as you do, just be cool.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)05:09 No.10637125 Atmosphere is totally stabilized, but you add some trace elements for flavor. Explosive plant growth has caused the oxygen levels to skyrocket, mid-tier amphibians and very basic reptiles have appeared.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)05:09 No.10637127 10637024 10636914

Frown with disappointment at Blues Brothers Sun’s former hat.

Start working on some herbivores. Let’s start with a cowspider. Eight legs, eight eyes, delicious, tender steaks.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)05:18 No.10637276 10637127

It would have been very cool, but it twas not meant to be. The Carbon Meteorites could be useful later.

You craft a delicious insectoid herbivore and set it loose, they spread across the planet and slightly trim down the foliage. No noticeable difference.

Reptiles, Amphibians, and Insects have reached a very advanced stage of development, simple dinosaurs appear.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)05:22 No.10637325 10637276 I think it’s safe to make some sentients at this point.

Better start small. Carve some dwarves, start dwarf lore with every dwarf being born with a pint of ale in hand.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)05:25 No.10637368 In my opinion no primitive world is complete without some form of primordial horror that will terrorize the primitive sentient race we’ll be creating soon into banding together for survival.

But what should it look like?

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)05:28 No.10637408 10637325

You create a race of short, heavily muscled, hardy bearded mammals who quickly populate a large cave system and begin expanding it. Buddha has converted a large church to Nirvana, their Dalai Lama becoming a trusted adviser to their leader, the monks helping to prevent violence and infighting and dispensing wisdom at every turn. They appreciate the free beer and reward you with a spot at the top of their totem, with their three self-made gods and Buddha below you. they simply call you the Demiurge.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)05:38 No.10637519 10637368

Interesting…perhaps a dragon like creature?

Primitive mammals have started to develop, your enhanced evolution is going better then expected.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)05:38 No.10637523 10637408 Pump fist in excitement at rousing success. Realize you’ll probably never make a better race. Put sentient creation on the back burner for now.

Survey creation. Where our dinos at.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)05:41 No.10637551 10637523

Dinosaurs are thriving across the entire planet, but mammal competitors are popping up, a second sentient race might appear out of the primordial melting pot soon.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)05:43 No.10637576 10637551 Make REALLY fucking sure that race isn’t elves. This is absolutely critical.

When the elves get created early, they get all snooty and superior. We are having none of that shit we are a serious god and this is serious planet.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)05:44 No.10637588 10637551

Make sure the dinosaurs do not get wiped out. I want fucking raptormen to exist along side the dorfs.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)05:53 No.10637694 10637576

You check to make sure that there are no evolutionary paths that could lead to elves, there are none. Yet.


There is no danger of a mass extinction event, the only meteorites are are the pieces of burnt carbon left over from when the giant fedora combusted, and those burn up fairly quickly in the atmosphere, and volcanic activity is too low to do any damage.

The Dwarves have reached the early bronze age and have started brewing their own ale, several colonies have sprouted up in neighboring cave systems, trade is restricted by the monstrous predators of the surface.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)05:56 No.10637731 10637694

Grant sentience to some of the carnivorous dinosaurs. It’s time to up the game for the dorfs.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)05:57 No.10637750 10637731 Fuck this guy.

Let’s get those raptormen, but introduce them to booze as well. Good ol’ fashioned dwarven bonding. Then they can help defend the dwarves in exchange for moar, while the dwarves get to expand their sphere of influence.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)06:05 No.10637868 10637750

You manipulate a species of carnivorous dinosaurs into intelligent Lizardmen with magnificent speed and agility, they domesticate the larger dinosaurs and farm the spider-cows. They also begin trade with the Dwarves for weapons and ale, in exchange for resources from the surface, both races have spread over a good area of the planet.

You notice that the souls of the Dead Dwarves (Aside from the Buddhists, who either become one with the Universe or reincarnate) are unhappy in limbo, a viking-style afterlife complete with their three Warrior-Gods would be wise.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:07 No.10637897 10637868 Done. Bring out the Valkyries and spirit ale.

Now that we have a working alliance between the dwarves and lizardmen, let’s get out our monkeywrench.

Those elves. We should make them. Far enough away that they can build up, not so far that they won’t be discovered.


Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:15 No.10637985 10637868

Let’s go the whole hog for Dwarf Valhalla. The bravest, strongest and smartest go there to feast in eternal glory. Those not quite as brave end up working in the Forges- But that’s still not quite so bad, as it’s the most epic one ever, too. Their inventions show up in dreams.

IRL, Viking Valhalla was to prepare for an epic final battle. Maybe we can use Dwarf Valhalla to prepare the Dworfs for Ragnarok?

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:18 No.10638007 10637985

They will forge the soul-engines, and will be our warriors in the battles against the other Demiurges, when it comes to that.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)06:20 No.10638026 10637897

Making the Valkyries will be easy, as will the dining hall and endless supply of beer and food.

Creating the Gods will require three separate D20 rolls.They Are:

Thron: God of Blacksmithing and Mining.

Erias: God of hunting and battle.

Demiag: God of War and Death.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:21 No.10638039 Rollan for Thron.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)06:23 No.10638056 rolled 20 + 2 = 22

A +2 bonus applies due to the Dwarves faith.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:23 No.10638066 rolled 2 + 2 = 4

Roll Baby Roll.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:24 No.10638073 rolled 12 + 2 = 14

FOR THE DEMIURGE >> Salamanders Fanbro !!IkBm+qsTaW7 06/21/10(Mon)06:25 No.10638081 >>10638026 Demiag ought to be god of death and something other than war, since Thron has battle covered. Maybe Law/Justice/Honor, seeing as it’s always very important to dwarves

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:25 No.10638090 THROBBING FOREHEAD VEIN.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:27 No.10638107 rolled 10 = 10

vein pops

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:27 No.10638120 10638066

It would seem the god of war and hunting is kind of a bitch compared to the other ones.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:28 No.10638132 rolled 14 = 14

10638026 While we’re at it, let’s give the Lizardmen their own god. Krashnak, God of Counter-Stereotype, or, Compassion.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)06:37 No.10638238 22+4+14=40

Thron, Erias, and Demiag quickly round up the greatest of warriors to feast in glory, with the others building mighty war machines in the forges for when the head god (You) calls upon them to do battle.


Erias is God of the strategic aspect of battle, Demiag is more like a benevolent Khorne or Ares, Death replaced with Honor on Demiags list, since the Valkyries have the Grim Reaper thing down.

Evil Souls are still in limbo and the Lizardmen have adopted a belief in reincarnation, with new souls being created only when the present population exceeds the past, their Evil Souls are kicked into Limbo as well. A Hell may be necessary.

Work on the Elves is slow, as your trying to make the males somewhat masculine and it’s hard to keep them from going faggy. Dwarves have moved on to the Iron Age and Lizardmen have reached the early Bronze Age.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:40 No.10638277 rolled 3 = 3

10638238 Fuck it, they can be faggy. Their entire existence is to be foil for the dwarves and lizardmen. Lol standard plot for “reasons to kill an evil god.”

Where Buddha at. We should get his opinion on this whole limbo/hell business.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:43 No.10638309 10638238

Have the elves live in the wildest areas, force them to become bad ass or become extinct.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)06:45 No.10638329 10638132

This roll saves Erias from being a mewling, deformed abomination begging for death.


The Lizardman God of Compassion and Justice is born, recruiting the very best warriors to fight alongside the Dwarven Vikings if war comes to your Plane.

Dwarves have started putting horns on their helmets and wearing the skin of massive cave-bear like creatures to imbue them with the strength of their Gods.

Evil Souls are still in limbo and the Elves are nearing completion.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:45 No.10638330 10638238

Lizardman afterlife; An eternal, massive jungle where the predator-kings hunt forever. If one of the Scaled Ones wishes to dwell in paradise, and join the predator-kings, they must hunt well when their gods are watching.

It’s a tribal afterlife, but there’s where their souls can evolve into the massive, mighty dinosaurs that were their ancestors.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:51 No.10638412 Hell is not a place of punishment, but redemption.

All the denizens know that if they truly seek to be forgiven for their evil deeds in life, they can be, but they will suffer and learn the error of their ways a thousand times over. Time has no meaning here, and if a soul truly seeks to be redeemed and reborn, it happens almost as soon as the soul flees, or as soon as a suitable vessel is found.

Another thought is for those truly evil souls who do not wish to try and redeem themselves. If they can not be shown the light, they are to be destroyed, their soul used to power us and the other gods we have created. You do not get to waste space and possibly used against us when the end of days come. You will be snuffed out, and used to feed the gods.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)06:51 No.10638420 10638330

The Jungle Afterlife has been created, housing the very best warriors and hunters while the rest are reincarnated until they earn paradise or are booted into limbo.

Buddha isn’t too thrilled about the idea of Hell. But he agrees that only the Truly Evil will earn Hell in cultures so centered on honor and justice. The other Gods agree, they will help build Hell, which for now will just be a rocky, hot, skeleton-covered volcanic wasteland for the damned souls to wander about in. At least until you can work on some demons.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)06:54 No.10638455 Evil Overlord. Go for Evil Overlord.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)06:57 No.10638489 10638412

Many damned souls are redeemed and reincarnated, however, the Code of the Demiurges prevents the destruction of a soul. So your stuck with them.

The Elves are nearly complete, and almost completely non-gay. They will be fine additions to your world.

The Lizardmen have reached the mid Bronze Age and the Dwarves have reached the Late Iron Age.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:00 No.10638525 10638489

Fine, we will use the karma method, and forcibly reincarnate them as a lesser lifeform for a while, so we don’t need to waste space in the Afterlife, with a bunch of eternally damned souls floating around.

The soul is merely a passenger in these reincarnations, watching a simple creature live a simple life, learning once again the most basic morals at the most primal of levels.

Repeat until they decide to undergo redemption.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)07:05 No.10638598 The Demiurge Analysis is approaching, this is where the Powers That Be examine each Universe and decide whether it is a success or failure, failed Universes will be destroyed and the Demiurge banished to the Void between worlds with their followers, these are known as Fallen Demiurges and are the biggest threat to a developing Universe, as they will often attempt to conquer another Universe and claim it for their own. Sometimes they are given a second chance, but only if they deserve it.

The only Black Mark against you is the death of the Slime Girls, which can be compensated for by providing some stars to fill the dark sky.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:11 No.10638677 Find the greatest heroes in all the afterlives, and tell them they will be put into the sky for all eternity, to watch over their people. Then make the creation of the stars some massive event.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:11 No.10638680 10638525

I have a good one. Hell erodes your memories, until you eventually forget who you were. Then the soul’s a tabula rasa, fit for reincarnation.

Everyone gets a second chance eventually.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)07:24 No.10638856 10638677

The Souls of the Greatest Heroes are placed in the sky, forming constellations shaped like them and named after them, you create a galaxy much like the Milky Way, Nebula, Black Holes, Pulsars, the whole nine yards.

You expend almost all of your Cosmic Might Points creating the Galaxy, expending the last by fashioning the Northern Star, to guide ships and travelers the World round, and scattering a few lonely stars meteors and gas clouds outside of the galaxy to illuminate the Void.

The Gods fashion some extra constellations in their own form, and a meteor belt for the solar system.

The Elves are complete, tall, strong, hardy, side-burned mountain men with minor pointed ears and women with more sharply pointed ears who match the legendary Amazon warriors in every way.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:26 No.10638879 10638856 Some Evil Overlord stuff please.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:28 No.10638900 10638856

Go over the world. Is everything functional? That is, does it run without your direct hand in matters?

I am contemplating, as a final touch, giving them magic.

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)07:42 No.10639078 10638879

Being an Evil Bastard this close to Inspection is a great way to get your Ass Booted into the Void between Worlds.


The World has been self-sufficient for a while now, your direct hand in matters is not necessary.

Giving them Magic would be immensely helpful, the Dwarves would have Warforged and Iron Golems in a few months and Lizardman Tribal Shamans are already popular.

You’ve heard that an old rival of yours is getting dangerously close to Demiurge Twilight, that is, when the afterlives, the servants of the Demiurge, and the mortal world make war against each other and the Demiurge, destroying the Universe in tthe process. Demiurge Twilight only occurs when a Demiurge has really run things into the ground, instant fall, no chance of redemption.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:44 No.10639098 10639078

This could be problematic, does he know where we live?

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:50 No.10639158 Make sure the dwarven inventor afterlife is still booming. We don’t want the world to stagnate because of lolmagic

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:51 No.10639171 10639098

Yes, yes he does.

In other news, the Dwarves have reached the Industrial Age, while the Lizardmen are in the early Iron age and the Elves have reached the early middle ages.

A particularly large soar flare has cracked the sunglasses, they are beginning to deteriorate.

Anonymous 06/21/10(Mon)07:55 No.10639209 The Inspection is next, and I’m going to wrap this up, 5:00 in the morning where I’m at.

Anything you want to do before we close this thread?

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)07:57 No.10639223 10639209

Excuse me, forgot my name.

Same time Tomorrow?

Demiurge !E1yyNEjdEc 06/21/10(Mon)08:05 No.10639290 Goodnight, /tg/.

Tomorrow Night we get Inspected.

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